Tag: humor
group name: jestervengeance
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July 03, 2007 09:44 PM EDT --
My daughter has endeared many people to her. She is such a doll, and anytime the "girls" get together I try to bring Bree with me. What can I say, she loves the attention. She . . . more
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March 15, 2008 11:36 AM EDT --
I've written a number of serious articles recently, even some fictional short stories and a couple of poems. From time to time it seems the devil gets into me and prompts me to write something . . . more
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June 11, 2008 01:37 PM EDT --
Warning! We are being invaded by killer tomatoes from Mars. They may look innocent, but they are deadly. As if tornados, floods, forest fires, volcanos, avalanches and hurricanes weren't . . . more
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June 29, 2008 03:40 PM EDT --
A little clause in the Constitution of the United States of America has made this country the laughing stock of the entire world, not to mention the country with one of the highest murder-by-gun rates . . . more
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August 13, 2007 09:16 PM EDT --
The table was piled high with all the foods that Karen shouldn't eat--roast beef, onion gravy, mashed potatoes, corn on the cob. And, wait--vegetables. Sauteed to perfection in half a stick of butter. . . . more
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April 11, 2007 05:36 AM EDT --
Comments and critiques to this story are eagerly sought and warmly welcomed.
Good afternoon gentlemen. How can I help you?
We would like to purchase two ice cream cones please. . . . more
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August 04, 2008 12:12 AM EDT --
Like other construction worker, we creators of word worlds own toolboxes filled with necessary implements. We have hooks to hook the reader, glue to glue their attention, a feather or two to . . . more
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August 28, 2007 10:02 PM EDT --
Shhh! Don’t talk; you’ll spoil the mood.
I’m just now comfortable.
Don’t make a move!!
Shhh! Keep quiet; I’ll lose my concentration.
I’m just . . . more
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June 14, 2007 09:16 PM EDT --
How to describe cat
curled contented in chair
as I perch on milk carton
in front of keyboard
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July 02, 2007 10:26 PM EDT --
My husband and I thought our honeymoon would probably be the only time we could get away and see some place exotic for many years to come. We decided on Montego Bay, Jamaica. Excitedly we boarded . . . more
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November 06, 2007 09:05 AM EST --
Herewith are a few of our modern social problems along with a proposed solution for each. Readers are free to make alternative suggestions for cures. All suggestions submitted will be carefully . . . more
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November 07, 2007 04:38 PM EST --
In my daily life I come into contact with a great variety of people, as I am sure many of you do too. I meet old friends and perfect strangers, the famous and the nobodies, professionals in many . . . more
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March 13, 2008 01:19 PM EDT --
Nick was entangled in a blood feud, but not the way he thought.
(A genre I aspire to: Humorous science fiction. This is just the beginning of a 7,000 word short story. Any comments/suggestions are . . . more
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April 20, 2006 06:21 AM EDT --
This little tale, was written in a fit of nostalgia for my childhood in the Borscht Belt of the Catskills. If you are mystified by the Yiddish herein, I heartily recommend, The Joys of Yiddish, by Leo . . . more
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July 04, 2007 09:48 PM EDT --
I ponder as I sit here
Just what it is I’d do.
If I won the lottery,
A million bucks or two?
Would I buy that lovely island,
Escape the life I know.
Waking on the beach each day,
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February 18, 2008 01:08 PM EST --
Good afternoon gentlemen. How can I help you?
We would like to purchase two ice cream cones please.
Certainly. What flavors would you like?
Walnut. You like walnut, don't . . . more
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August 18, 2007 07:08 PM EDT --
Next month will be my first anniversary of joining Gather. During the past year I have written and posted more than 30 articles on a variety of subjects, and many times that number in comments. . . . more
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May 04, 2008 03:11 PM EDT --
For many years prior to December 16, 1773 the British government sent shiploads of letters to their American colonies in an effort to save the colonists from the bastardization of the English language . . . more
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June 11, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
Thought~Byte No. 104
Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank.
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March 31, 2008 03:09 PM EDT --
Another bountiful day on Humor Monday - twenty plus of articles to tickle your funny bone.
WARNING: Reading ALL these humor articles at one sitting . . . more
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