Tag: humor
group name: jestervengeance
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November 07, 2009 06:03 AM EST --
Y’all ever wonder why some people seem to have such a hard time finding gainful employment? Well, after reading this epistle you may better understand some of the reasons why. Today I’m going . . .
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December 29, 2008 12:35 AM EST --
I never have enough time for all the nothing I want to do, so I planned to do nothing for Christmas. I am such a procrastinator that I will do anything to keep from doing what I'd planned to . . .
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November 24, 2008 12:27 PM EST --
Tom milled around the prison yard with the other inmates, waiting for the sound of death. There would be no stay of execution for their condemned mate, who would die in a most barbaric way.
"They . . .
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July 03, 2007 09:44 PM EDT --
My daughter has endeared many people to her. She is such a doll, and anytime the "girls" get together I try to bring Bree with me. What can I say, she loves the attention. She . . .
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April 11, 2007 05:36 AM EDT --
Comments and critiques to this story are eagerly sought and warmly welcomed.
Good afternoon gentlemen. How can I help you?
We would like to purchase two ice cream cones please. . . .
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August 13, 2007 09:16 PM EDT --
The table was piled high with all the foods that Karen shouldn't eat--roast beef, onion gravy, mashed potatoes, corn on the cob. And, wait--vegetables. Sauteed to perfection in half a stick of butter. . . .
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March 15, 2008 11:36 AM EDT --
I've written a number of serious articles recently, even some fictional short stories and a couple of poems. From time to time it seems the devil gets into me and prompts me to write something . . .
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June 14, 2007 09:16 PM EDT --
How to describe cat
curled contented in chair
as I perch on milk carton
in front of keyboard
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November 07, 2007 04:38 PM EST --
In my daily life I come into contact with a great variety of people, as I am sure many of you do too. I meet old friends and perfect strangers, the famous and the nobodies, professionals in many . . .
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June 11, 2008 01:37 PM EDT --
Warning! We are being invaded by killer tomatoes from Mars. They may look innocent, but they are deadly. As if tornados, floods, forest fires, volcanos, avalanches and hurricanes weren't . . .
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September 15, 2008 12:18 AM EDT --
All bloggers are created equal. We start out with a blank template, an idea, a hope of words to come, but we do not stay equal. In my journeys around the blogosphere, I have noticed many different . . .
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April 30, 2007 07:04 PM EDT --
He rolled onto his back, lit a cigarette, and stared . . .
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December 02, 2007 02:56 PM EST --
There have been numerous reports recently in such prestigious magazines as Inventions Today as well as in the New York Times , the Saskatoon Trapper and other newspapers, of significant new inventions . . .
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February 18, 2008 01:08 PM EST --
Good afternoon gentlemen. How can I help you?
We would like to purchase two ice cream cones please.
Certainly. What flavors would you like?
Walnut. You like walnut, don't . . .
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June 29, 2008 03:40 PM EDT --
A little clause in the Constitution of the United States of America has made this country the laughing stock of the entire world, not to mention the country with one of the highest murder-by-gun rates . . .
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August 04, 2008 12:12 AM EDT --
Like other construction worker, we creators of word worlds own toolboxes filled with necessary implements. We have hooks to hook the reader, glue to glue their attention, a feather or two to . . .
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February 17, 2008 01:32 PM EST --
Good morning madam, how may I help you today.
Good morning. I'd like to see what you have in children.
Certainly, madam. We have European, Chinese and African varieties in both . . .
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February 18, 2008 03:10 PM EST --
Bonjour, Gauche. Qu'est-ce que tu fais ici au bord de la voie feree?
Bonjour, Droit. I'm waiting for the raisin train to come in. I'm going to need beaucoup de raisins. . . .
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July 13, 2007 07:40 PM EDT --
Of course I was nervous. After all it was my first date. Was she nervous? I have no idea; she didn't seem to be. Perhaps boys are naturally more nervous than girls on their . . .
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August 18, 2007 07:08 PM EDT --
Next month will be my first anniversary of joining Gather. During the past year I have written and posted more than 30 articles on a variety of subjects, and many times that number in comments. . . .
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