Tag: funny
group name: jestervengeance
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April 02, 2007 09:31 AM EDT --
Its been a couple days since I talked with everyone.Hope all is well.I had to work all weekend and thats crazy in its own.I work at a movie theater in consession.So needless to say I have not been on Gather . . . more
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March 29, 2007 07:36 AM EDT --
Good morning Gather!!!!!!!
It is 7:27 am est. on a very gloomy Thursday here
How did everyone sleep?
Well point check in this morning ,
I wrote an article yesurday afternoon and I . . . more
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March 29, 2007 11:30 AM EDT --
well here is another set of question about getting to know you but I will make these shorter.
1.Do you have vacation plans this summer and where?
2.Do you still believe in the easter bunny? . . . more
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March 13, 2008 01:19 PM EDT --
Nick was entangled in a blood feud, but not the way he thought.
(A genre I aspire to: Humorous science fiction. This is just the beginning of a 7,000 word short story. Any comments/suggestions are . . . more
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March 30, 2007 08:52 AM EDT --
well good morning!!!!! GAther
How is veryone today on this chilly Friday morning
Well First order of buiness is point check in i am at 541 in counting
How about you ? Where are you at?
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December 02, 2007 09:56 AM EST --
I recieved this in a email from a friend of mine and wanted to share it with my friends. I got a really good laugh out of it..
A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up . . . more
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February 29, 2008 09:56 AM EST --
Some one posted this on my myspace bulletin. I don't think I would have told my family much less the whole world. Here is the post:
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're . . . more
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August 09, 2007 09:47 AM EDT --
How do you possibly get a brother and sister to stop fighting without allowing them to kill each other?I have tried so hard to get my son 8 and daughter 5 just to get along but nothing we try ever works.I . . . more
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August 13, 2007 10:59 AM EDT --
This game is fun and easy starting in Abc order name anything that has to do with babies.I thought this would be fun seeing i will be having a baby in 17 weeks so if you would join me this could be fun.I . . . more
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April 29, 2007 10:40 AM EDT --
We seem to have landed smack in the middle of the Age of History Correction. The DaVinci Code raised questions about Mary Magdalene, the Gospel of Judas questions whether the world's all-time snitch . . . more
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July 29, 2007 11:14 AM EDT --
I am sure many of you remember the Blaster Worm. I know it is a virus I will never forget. It hit my computer and I lost everything I had on it. Yes, I know that is why you are supposed to back . . . more
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July 02, 2007 10:57 PM EDT --
"Tiny Republican Scruples would be an excellent name for a rock band."
While I have, on occasion, borrowed certain of Dave Barry's techniques and phrases (crediting . . . more
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August 03, 2007 05:52 PM EDT --
I have a love/hate relationship with inventions. Some I love. Computers, television and Mr. Potato Head are examples. But there are other inventions whose creators I wish . . . more
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August 06, 2007 09:01 AM EDT --
Thank you God for this day.
I pledge to use it well.
Oh, and God, about last Tuesday — it wasn't my fault. See this guy I know ... well, You know all that.
Wednesday, . . . more
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September 20, 2007 05:07 PM EDT --
Is it true? This will be the first time?
Yes. You'll be famous, in an infamous sort of way.
Will it hurt?
Given the nature of the operation I would not expect much pain. You will have . . . more
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April 23, 2007 12:39 PM EDT --
One night after work I planned to see a new action movie with my brother. We are both avid movie watchers and get together from time to time to see them. I try to be prepared for all senerios . . . more
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April 25, 2007 11:09 AM EDT --
EXPEND - What one does after eating beans, (snicker, snicker).
SPENDEX - A drunk trying to say spandex
SPENSIVE - What everything is when you're broke (you got me - spensive tain't a . . . more
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October 08, 2007 10:48 AM EDT --
My girlfriend sent me this in my e-mail this morning. If you’re a woman, maybe you can relate. If you’re a man – RUN FOR COVER.
INSTALLING HUSBAND
Dear Tech . . . more
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May 15, 2007 07:14 PM EDT --
Recently I lost a contest, and half a large filling, to a piece of butterscotch candy. I was in the theater watching a Julia Roberts movie. There was a scene in her bedroom. That’s when I popped . . . more
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May 25, 2007 07:51 PM EDT --
"Women tend to keep bathroom things and men tend to keep refrigerator things."
I'm in the process of moving so I've got stuff on the brain. I'm tossing out the stuff I don't . . . more
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